Since we're all at travelling plans

Hahah! No guesses why Shawn and Victor have to take turns with Krong and Zhiwei, or why Krong and Zhiwei won't fancy sleeping together, or

: )

In other news, I am officially an idiot. I forgot about transportation to Utah haha (not Arizona, so I've finally realised) from LA and how to go to the place to take that bus that will take me to Utah from LA -

: )

So, goodie you two kiss and makeup! b-cUz fRiEnDz R 4eVaAaAaaAAaaaa~~~

evelyn at 5:44 PM

malayia

we have just booked hotel furama for weds and thurs night. it is in the heart of chinatown. will book genting hotel tomorrow. goodnight. the deluxe double is 138rm per night and we are getting 2 extra beds for the guys and assuming the girls can 3 share 1 queen size.

yeshye at 4:07 AM

Monday, April 25, 2005

since i'm forcing everybody to listen to all my new favourite songs :)

He said I was in my early forties with a lot of life before me when a moment came that stopped me on a dime and I spent most of the next dayslooking at the x-rays Talking bout the options and talking bout sweet timeI asked him when it sank in that this might really be the real end hows it hit you when you get that kinda news man what'd you do

and he said I went sky diving I went Rocky Mountain climbing I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying and he said someday I hope you get the chance to live like you were dying.

Like tomorrow was a gift and you got eternity to think about whatd you do with it what did you do with it what did I do with it what would I do with it?

-Live like you were dying, Tim McGraw

HURHUR this is lame ass but i think i hafnt treasured every new day enuff. but on the other hand im glad i really think i wud haf done EVERYTHING the same (save the p-ing faster than zhiwei part)

luv!

shoo at 9:59 AM

Sunday, April 24, 2005

plans

first, how are our malaysia plans coming along? is thhere anoone booking anything at all?

second, how aboutn havoing a celebration on tuesday night? just a good dinner? i have red wine, we didnt drink it at my place that time at shawn's housesteamboat in dec.

any plans for next tuesday night? as in after contract? should we do anything at all? cos next day we going off already, and we will need to pack. i am still on for karaoke though.

see ya monday at discussion.

yeshye at 11:21 PM

Friday, April 22, 2005

yet another one for the books

boonlerk :: dance with the devil says:
eh u got photographic memory lor
boonlerk :: dance with the devil says:
u just never load film only
shoo says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
shoo says:
YOU ARE FRIGGING FUNNY
boonlerk :: dance with the devil says:
u're a camera without film
boonlerk :: dance with the devil says:
i'm a digicam without SD card

shoo at 4:26 PM

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Kuala Lumpur eats!

http://makansakan.com/makan2/archives/cat_303_kuala_lumpur.html

Wish I were coming along! Anyways, my heart will be with you guys. If only my stomach could follow suit - then you can fill that up too. Teehee.

evelyn at 12:56 PM

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

QUOTE OF THE DAY

jaliy: once upon a time, i didn't know zhiwei. those were happy times.

shoo at 5:03 PM

3comments

unclear

i think i have been a little unclear. i would like to say i am a cock, and i talk a lot of nonsense. 50% of the time, i know i am talking nonsense. i just say it for fun. i know i dont look like allan wu. heh. hope you guys will bear in mind that i usually talk shit, please dont take all my words seriously. usually if i say i am serious, then i am serious. And, my blog is always 100% accurate. it is what i truly think and feel.

anyway vic, whats your blog addy?

good day.

yeshye at 12:25 AM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Of gangs and bangs

Pak Hai Tong vs. Tung Chee Kong! Does that make us Free Kee Hong?

evelyn at 1:14 PM

hiya freaks

hey guys brekkie at ghim moh was great! i applaud myself for not eating the fishball noodles! ok nayway i sent out a mail regarding muggers please do reply!!!! its ok if you guys dont want, i will just try using your muggers! ok nites!

yeshye at 12:34 AM

Monday, April 18, 2005

wOrD of ThE dAY: "OK"

OK1 or o·kay Informal n. pl. OK's or o·kays

Approval; agreement: Get your supervisor's OK before taking a day off. adj.
Agreeable; acceptable: Was everything OK with your stay?
Satisfactory; good: an OK fellow.
Not excellent and not poor; mediocre: made an OK presentation.
In proper or satisfactory operational or working order: Is the battery OK?
Correct: That answer is OK.
Uninjured; safe: The skier fell but was OK.
Fairly healthy; well: Thanks to the medicine, the patient was OK. adv.
Used to express approval or agreement.
Fine; well enough; adequately: a television that works OK despite its age. tr.v. OK'ed, or OK'd or o·kayed OK'·ing, or o·kay·ing OK's or o·kays
To approve of or agree to; authorize.
[Abbreviation of oll korrect, slang respelling of all correct.]

Word History: OK is a quintessentially American term that has spread from English to many other languages. Its origin was the subject of scholarly debate for many years until Allen Walker Read showed that OK is based on a joke of sorts. OK is first recorded in 1839 but was probably in circulation before that date. During the 1830s there was a humoristic fashion in Boston newspapers to reduce a phrase to initials and supply an explanation in parentheses. Sometimes the abbreviations were misspelled to add to the humor. OK was used in March 1839 as an abbreviation for all correct, the joke being that neither the O nor the K was correct. Originally spelled with periods, this term outlived most similar abbreviations owing to its use in President Martin Van Buren's 1840 campaign for reelection. Because he was born in Kinderhook, New York, Van Buren was nicknamed Old Kinderhook, and the abbreviation proved eminently suitable for political slogans. That same year, an editorial referring to the receipt of a pin with the slogan O.K. had this comment: “frightful letters... significant of the birth-place of Martin Van Buren, old Kinderhook, as also the rallying word of the Democracy of the late election, ‘all correct’.... Those who wear them should bear in mind that it will require their most strenuous exertions... to make all things O.K.”

Sylvia's Examples of what's OK: giving sylvia money, giving sylvia presents, RED BULL! and coffee, going to M'sia, eating Nestle crunch, Ghim Moh breakfasts, Desperate Housewives at night, American Idol, Tim Tams, student's lounge, Seth Cohen (Very OK), Keanu Reeves, Jude Law, criminal law, tort law, non-liberal feminism, downloading 9GB worth of music

What's not OK: taking money from sylvia, calling sylvia fat, calling sylvia a bitch (sylvia is the only one allowed to acknowledge tt), liberalism, Colin Firth's hairy shapeless chest, bouncing boobies on guys, contract law, McKendrick, Phang and Trietel, crashing Toshibas (poor BoonLerk), losing 9GB worth of music

Vic's THEORY OF OK

Isn't it amazing how we sometimes overlook the simplest things in life? The word OK for example entails such a rich history behind it, as you have seen SUPRA. So i say, the next time you say OK, think of what the poor American folks had to go through to bring that word into existence.

There are many ways to say OK:

1) Out of concern: Are you OK?

2) Out of contempt: Are you OK?????? (in responding to someone's crazy antics)

3) Out of respect: Is it OK if i.....

4) Out of fear: Is IT ok? (i.e. is it safe to copulate at this time?)

5) Out of consolation: It'll be OK i promise

6) Out of frustration & envy: OK la! You good la! Your neh damn tua la!

7) Out of words: OK.....

As you can see, the word OK is very very versatile. It is not only the english language which uses such a term, and other languages or dilects also have their version:

Hokkien: Ho Seh Boh!

French: D'accord

Malay: Oh Ke

Indian: Or Khey

MGS speak: Okiez!

This has been brought to you by the combined genius of Sylvia Tee and Victor Xia

sylvia at 4:06 PM

Sunday, April 17, 2005

love actually, KL

hello baey..sorry i am a bit of a movie skeptic. lemme explain, if you can be so touched and moved by a good plot, why wouldn you be equally touched by a movie with an equally good plot, good actors and actresses which actually portray love in this world as fallen and dejected. i think we all know that the truth is that in the world today, love has fallen. humans are selfish....so i dont understand when people are so touched by a movie. cos it is just a plot. i also happen to hate hugh grant. haha.

i think there is only one way to find true love and acceptance, and baey, i think you know what i mean. the hope that you may so seek for is all there. and along with that, i am sure you will find your man one day. you have 70 (average la) years of life man. whats the hurry in getting atttached. this message goes out to me too. just enjoy every season of your life man. you never know, anyway i think getting attached with a wrong person, is more torturous than being single. enjoy your freedom while you have it man. there is a season for everything in life. hope you enjoy or try to enjoy everything that you have now. ya....erm... i love contract. i love life. thanks for being there for me when i was down, guys. i think i will be on permanent high for the next few months. or hopefully, my whole life.

as for KL. i think that sounds great. ok log, can, was thinking if going to penang for the beach and the food, but i am flexible. malacca genting and KL sounds good too. victor's point about driving up was fantastic. since we are taking bus, might as well just go kl rather than up a plane to penang. vic you are terribly intelligent. and your essay was bloody good. you make a good writer. when i look at my blog, i am in shame. i write like shit. but anyway, thaat is my style la. hahahhaa. ok great. the world is beautiful, people are beautiful, and life is so worth living. though i am terribly fat.

see ya tomoro, we are all going ghim moh for the meeting right? shiok.

yeshye at 8:21 PM

5D4N KL plus Genting?

GREAT IDEA TRANNY (btw yur blog bu shi short de man) its a lot lot lot lot lot lot easier lah

5D4N KL anybody? we can go GENTING! hurhur and spend a day at the theme park :)

getting to genting from KL is easy we take a bus and then can we please take a cable car? click here for more details! damn convenient lahh!! and its only about 16RM for
KL busstation -(bus)-> cable car station -(cable car)-> genting highlands

which saves us the treacherous bus ride. okay this is really weird but i feel more comfortable taking a cable car rather than a bus hahahahaha how?? :)

and you see if we do 4N in KL we just bus there bus back DAMN SIMPLE lah!

and if we DO do 4N in KL and stay in a deluxe quad (with 1 King bed 1 queen bed) then it'll be like 240*4/7= 137RM / S$60! bu shi shiok de man.

then bus ride to KL will be like 27 there, 27 back, then to and fro genting is 10 max and the genting theme park tickets are 42RM for all day ticks to the normal attractions (some must pay)
meaning that we'll all pay 140 per person for lodging and transport and genting!! wooohooo!!

shoo at 1:58 PM

Thoughts....Never Liked Making Them

Thoughts.....how WONDERFUL they are...that is if you like to THINK. I hate to think, which makes my presence in law somewhat consternating, perhaps even a little disconcerting to a few. But for those who treasure thoughts (not dirty ones: that i don't mind), this is dedicated to you.

The first part of my essay deals with boku wa (japanese for my) "WTF" moment of the day (a few days ago). Some like to call it "What The F_[<", some call it "What The NehNehPok" (Yeshye did i get that right?), I choose to call it "SMLJ" (wHATEVER it means i leave it up to you). I will then illustrate some inherent defects in our legal/govt system (including the people in it), followed by a systematic attack on the computer guy at the CO-OP. Lastly, I will attempt to address our primary concern, that pertaining to our trip to Malaysia.

Tuesday 12.4.05 - Legal Theory Day 1
You've all heard it before, the ubiquitous phrase: "If in doubt, ask a lawyer. He'll know everything".
Police arrests suspect: "I want to call my lawyer"
In the boardroom, a very angry business rival goes: "You'll be hearing from my attorney very soon"
Yes, lawyers know it all. They know what to do in every situation. Which is why tuesday's happenings were all the more shocking.

If you ask me: "How do lawyers know everything?", i'd only have one thing to add.

"They read more than they do everything else combined (sleep included)", and thus this leads me to my real story.

10pm - 12am tuesday: I'm doing question 2. It's getting late, I should probably be finished with my legal theory readings. I'll give myself another hour. Shumin and Evelyn are in the student lounge reading away as well. As for me, i'm seated outside, butt stuck on the cold metal surface of what we have reified as being a chair. Someone else is seated beside me (identity withheld)*Yawn*

1am: Finally done with my readings. It's time to start on the essay proper. Sitting on the "chair" is really uncomfortable. It's time to go in. To that someone else i say: "Would you like to go inside?" We both get up and go in. Shumin and Evelyn are getting bored by this time. We whip out some snacks, "Arnotts pizza biscuits" and 2 packets of "Pocky Strawberry". Things start to get better, but we are still in dire need of a good laff. God Answers Prayers.

Discussion goes on between the 2 who are doing question 1, shumin and that "someone else". Some cursory discussion about the topic, "what are you gonna write about blah blah blah..." Finally, the moment i was waiting for....

Shumin: So are you gonna include Moore (sounds like *mooooo*) in your essay?
Someone Else [SE]: Huh what moooo? (Surprised looks all round)
- After a while -
SE, having gone through the whole legal theory course: oooohhhh!!!! Is it the mooooo that you see behind the taxis and buses? the one with the tail?
(Laffs all round. I stare at that someone else in disbelief.....)

Law students, Lawyers know EVERYTHING.
You know why?? Because THEY ACTUALLY READ
Let's start READING today. NOW!! nOW!!! now!!!!!
(To that special someone else) No offence, I still luv u, I still think you're a brilliant guy/gal.

15. 4 . 2005 - Losing faith in the system, including my computer system.

It's getting late, the library is closing. A fren calls and i answer. Friendship beckons. I crumble. Clarke Quay Indochine here i come.
I'm cruising down the ECP on the rightmost lane. Suddenly from behind me, a flickering of blindingly holy lights. I ascertain the speed of the vehicle, and it's gotta be more than 170 km/h, and he's closing down on me fast. I feel like i'm being chased, hunted. Fearing for my safety, i veer left quickly onto the left lane. *Car whooshes past* Gone in 2 seconds.
Friend calls me. Plans have been changed. Indochine converts in an instant to Kallang McDonalds.

Just as i put down the phone, a TP car flies by me, presumably in hot pursuit of the car that sped me. Yes, exciting things happen in singapore; you just have to get your ass off your bed every once in a while.
You all know this, that the police serves to protect its citizens. And here goes this TP car which i swear was not only going faster than its prey, it was only weaving recklessly and dangerously in and out of traffic. It makes you wonder doesn't it? Do such stat authorities deserve immunity all the time? In my opinion, i think it's better to let one reckless driver go rather than risk exposing the motoring public to danger as a result of the chase. No doubt that reckless driver may yet again try to wreak havok playing daytona on the singapore circuit and perhaps in the future cause an accident. But is also equally true that as a result of the chase, the probability of the TP car hitting someone else is much greater. I mean, just copy down the bloody license plate no. and then deal with it later!!
Have you ever wondered who gets to drive these TP cars? My surmise is that they get PRO racers precisely cos they're good at that. For those of you budding racers out there who don't like to race on a normal circuit, do sign on with the TP now. You get immunity for racing recklessly over the highways of Singapore. Not only that, YOU GET PAID. tHE bastards.

The next stat board that gets the stick is the IR@.
I arrived at McDonalds with my best pal Alfred, who is really one of the funniest guys on earth.
He started work last week at Inland Revenue, and was raring to tell me his experiences there, some of which i shall now relate.

His Job Scope: Evaluate factory buildings and tax them accordingly.
Factors to look out for: Location, size of factory area, no. of levels and rooms, accessibility, amenities.
Fun fact: Did you know that at the IR@, they have a tennis court on the 6th floor (which was supposed to be a swimming pool which they couldn't get a permit for?) , a pool room, a full sized gym, a food court, a SQUASH court and i can't remember what else. It's practically a NEW TOWN in there.
If you were wondering where some of that govt money goes to? Well my guess is it goes into all these wonderful facilities which they can't use.
But forgive those people, cos they work hard, at sucking our hard earned money that is. For fear of slander or libel, i shall stop here to conclude that i still believe that there is nothing wrong with taxing the citizens. I have faith in where the govt puts our money, save for the IR@ instance.
But the real point that i wanted to bring up here was this.

Fun fact 2: Did you know that the IR@ taxes itself?????

Yes i couldn't believe it when i first heard it. But yes it's true. And i guess i can figure out why. To show the citizens that they are impartial. hmmmmm.... but STILL!!!!
so they tax people, and then from there tax themselves. Meaning, they give money to themselves. Wow. I wish i could give money to myself too.

And then my friend relates something else to me that really cracks me up. Apparently the people who work there are really not up to scratch too:

Alfred (my fren) and his buddy meets their supervisor on the first day
Supervisor: Hallo, welcome to all of you.
*A nod of approval and a round of firm handshakes*
Supervisor: In order to werk in these line, you haf to haf a velli good command of ENGRRRIIISSHH. Everything that you do must JACK (check) properly.
Supervisor (After everything, turning to alfred): can i have your phone number(s). My poor friend alfred only has one.

Alfred and his buddy proceed to the toilet to have themselves a well deserved laff for sitting through the briefing.

At this point, just a brief note about taxi drivers. They know everything, so they claim....
Alfred gets onto a cab, and the taxi driver immediately launches an attack on the govt, as if my friend is the govt whom he wants to complain to. I dunno why, but taxi drivers hateeee the govt. About 60% of the cabs that i have ever gotten into complain about the govt (in their speak: garment) The most expletive-laden speak was this particular driver by the name of WEE TIONG SHEN, and he somehow managed to combine his vulgarities with insects. Yes...every sentence was a F_[< spider. "Ask the govt go F*&* SPIDER". If only the government had an anatomy. Even then, it wouldn't be so small. What is the problem with these taxi drivers? Has legislature enacted a TAXI DRIVERS ACT which reduces their rights as human beings? Are they treated differently by the govt? If not why are they so angry all the time!!!

Supra, i mentioned something about a mooooo behind taxis and buses and all that. You all know what it is. You've seen the cows all over open fields too. It's a bid to get people to advertise on various forms of media including on taxi's. I suppose taxi drivers can expect spin off benefits from such increased advertising revenue, which suprises me even more about the ignorance of cab drivers.

The same taxi driver: " dunno why all the cows and all these over all the field, very waste money. govt like to waste our money. These cows all got nothing to do with me summore"
Punchline (in chinese): "Eh xiao di, if you have anything that you want to know about singapore, just ask taxi drivers. They know everything."
*Alfred nods in silent but mocked acquiescence*

Lawyers know everything. Taxi Drivers know everything. Throw out the doctors, engineers and what have you. The world just needs lawyers and taxi drivers. Indeed, they know everything.

THE GUY AT THE CO-OP

I experienced some trouble the other day with my laptop. Comp took a friggin long time to start up, and at the prompt, my password couldn't log me onto windows, and so effectively i was stuck with a $2500 laptop with only one function: to make me friggin frustrated. Frustration version 1.0
So i took it to the CO-OP centre at science to get it check out.
Guy told me that my computer had to be reformatted. I told him, ok why not access windows in safe mode first. He said ok, and then forgot about it. After some troubleshooting, he decided: "your comp needs formatting". For the uninitiated, formatting means losing all your info. All those hours waiting for your download to finish gone down the drain. So he referred me to the guy to the other counter to get it formatted.

$15 the guy demanded. I said no way. So he asked me to try it myself. Fine. Gei Gao meh, it's just a friggin reformatting function. I didn't see you charging anyone else for the reformatting or fixing. I think he hates lawyers

And so i went home with a heavy heart. This morning, i went about "fixing" my comp. Looked for the recovery disk and windows disk. Was about to reformat when i tried the exact thing that i suggested to the technician at the com lab. I tried to start it up in safe mode. Alas, it was that simple a solution. I just had to choose the option "last known good setting" and then proceeded to enter windows. It was then and there that i cursed the technician. I could very well have lost everything, including the crim notes that i spent half a day making the other day. Format my ass. Lawyers know everything.

I believe i have cleared my system of any grouses or contempt that i previously harboured. Now on to the final issue:

Trip to Malaysia

I'm getting tired. So this will be short.
I suggest that we abandon Penang in favour for a longer stay at KL. We could instead replace Penang with Genting. The reason why i suggested Penang was because i thought it'd be nice to have a long drive there, like the ones you have in the US. THe scenery along the way up is beautiful, what with all the caves and waterfalls. However, i seriously think flying up there will be a bit mundane, cos the food ain't all that great, trust me. No offence JinHuang, i have high standards and a shallow pocket. Besides, it'd make no sense to fly to Penang which is so close to the Thai border. We might as well go to Bangkok like the Tataps or Borstals. Hence, let's eat ourselves silly in KL maybe explore genting, melaka or jb in a lil more detail. I adjourn here in view of the discussion we're going to have tomorrow.

Good night.

Disclaimer: My essay is not intended to have any bearing on any future decisions that you may make. It serves as entertainment and is not to be used for mischief or anything related to the furtherance of that intention.

vicx at 12:18 AM

Saturday, April 16, 2005

red bull gives you wings! shall we fly?

hello! why dont we stay 2 nights penang 2 nights KL?

the air asia ride is 50RM (plus quite a lot of tax i tink) and it leaves Penang 1245 arrives KL 1335

alternatively its 30RM leaving Penang 2220 arrive KL 2310 (i like) so we spend 2D1N Penang and 3D3N KL (I LOVE)

woohooo! wat do yu tink? allson quite cheap man!

btw abt copthorne it sounds good im fine with it its double the price of sri sayang though 118RM per room instead of 108RM for one single apartment. but i guess it'll be double nice too :)

so many things to discuss!!

MONDAY AT 11!!

shoo at 11:26 AM

Friday, April 15, 2005

Allson Genesis Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

shoo at 9:09 PM

allson hotel instead of federal hotel

allson hotel has a deluxe suite with a king sized bed (for 4 guys to squeeze on) and a queen sized bed (for us 3 slender girls) and its 240RM per night. we cud stay there instead of federal hotel! :)

ho ho ho ho

and shall we split the hotel rooms (if we get 2 normal rooms instead of one big suite) by 7 or shud we split them by like the cost of one room divided by 4 and the cost of one room divided by 3 since the 3 girls are staying in 1 room and 4 (big) boys are squishing in another?

shoo at 8:54 PM

our trip

WE HEREBY CALL A MEETING TO PLAN OUR TRIP

why are we going to penang? we're only going to eat. alas. perhaps tt answered the question.

WE WANT TO SHOP!! why cut KL WHY WHY WHY

btw if we fly air asia to penang on weds its 60RM if we fly on thurs its 40RM how?

or shall we just stay 5D4N in KL? wateva we eat in penang we can eat in KL anyway? saves a lot of transport costs! (and i tink easier to book bus there and bus back, saves us the waking up at 5am to reach kranji mrt at 630 to reach senai airport by 1030)

pls meet at arts canteen at 11am OKAY! MUST!

shoo at 8:29 PM

wow

i see you guys really have a lot of time on your hands and are teeribly boh liao. good.
heyy when can we sit down and discuss our trip then we can book? monday? tuesday? asap man asap.
eh copthorne might be better than sri sayang for penang? and wanna stay 2 nights in penang than 1 night for KL? since we are only shopping there? just some suggestions! hurry reply! we need to sit and discuss!

yeshye at 2:19 PM

Ong Ah Yeo Yenna v PP

I couldn't think of a suitable title for my post, so instead, i did the next best thing, which was to look right down in front of me. So there you go, a lil piece of Ong Ah Yeo Yenna (principal must have committed the offence), whoever she is. God bless her soul.

Finally got down to typing some crim notes.*a little pat on the back*
Done with legal theory *pat on the back*
Downloading Naruto - progress 54% (for those of you don't watch this fantabulous cartoon, SHAME ON YOU! *pat on my back*
Just ate a bomb and two eggs, odd combo, but there you go *pat on my tummy*
Cleaned my room just now *pats the dust off my broom*
Come here! SHoooo cuteee! *pats sylvia tee*
Here Kittyy kitty kittyy *pats kitty*
And if I still watched Wheel of Fortune, i'd *pat, say...jack*

Learning how to sing BLUE MOON by David Tao *pat on my back*

And hence i'm done. Let's get up and go. *Packs my bag*

vicx at 12:40 AM

I have too much time

Freaky Friends go to Paris

Freaky Friends go to the Himalayas

Freaky Friends on the Moon

Freaky Friends on TV

sylvia at 12:20 AM

Thursday, April 14, 2005

liangpei is adorable

ok liangwei sis is sooo adorable. really, i wanna cuddle her!!!! SHO CUTE.
ok erm....the cake wasnt that bad. tomorrow shawn is going have a taste. we will be studying in PGP. i am doing contract tomorrow. i think i will do remedies and damages. my hated topic.

i feel like an ah pek. just now i was at my grandaunt's wake. she died this week. peaceful death la, she was 85, everyone knew her time was sorta up. she was very pretty in her youth. and..ermm..she looks a lot like my sis. they both are the thin type. strange la. my sis cant seem to get fat. i am quite the opposite. anyway i was so damn bored. no one to talk to, everyone there speaking cantonese and all some how related to me yet i could not communicate cos i aint no canto speaker. i was seated there eating peaunuts and drinking beer. at those old hdb downstairs kinda wake you know. how ah pek is that. and i saw my dad's old fotos. he was 2. he was damn cute. looks exatcly like me. i admit, i was a damn cute baby la. damn fat. the type you just wanna kick and throw paus at. goodnight.

yeshye at 11:59 PM

liangpei is adorable

yeshye at 11:59 PM

this blog is really cock

hi. we just finished baking the cookies and cake and am eating the oats, maple syrup ant stuff thing. please go ask eve about it! haha i think if we had flour in it it would be called a cookie. hahahahahahahahaha.

ok anyway i am so glad legal theory is over. currently, shu eve liangwei lawrence and i are in liangwei's house. liangpei is the cutest thing on earth. she is. freaking cute. i am still quite sleepy. ok. our blog is damn spastic, really. damn funny. ja liy you are shiok. you will marry a guy who will love you a lot. ok i am talking a whole lot of cock. liangwei's house is very nice. and his sissses are very pretty. ok bye. false consciousness.

yeshye at 2:26 PM

Monday, April 11, 2005

WONDERFUL DAY

im sorry but i REALLY haf to blog about this despite my throbbing headache (today i finally learnt what it REALLY means to have a THROBBING headache it really really THROBS you noe)

but anyway this has been a GREAT morning because

1. MY BROTHER PASSED HIS EXAM YOU NOE HE'S A DOCTOR!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!! FINALLY!!!!! if you all are sick PLS COME AND SEE HIM but i tink he's going to be a specialist so too bad yu wont get his SPECTECULAR SERVICES hurhur

2. i ate a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG breakfast with mummy at ENGINE CANTEEN i had YAM BAOS!! woohoo!! and EGG MC MUFFINS!! torn between 2 luvers.. so you eat them both.. yam baos and egg mcmuffins

3. i fell asleep and i dreamt of j8 and i wasnt wearing specs so i cudnt see properly but i took the wrong lift up to the corporate parts of j8 and it went really fast and it went out of j8 a bit like a roller coaster and there was this malay lady who was pregnant and she was 18 and she said *my mom says i look old! and then i said nooooo until i realised she was balding but that was in my dream.

4. (and this is the REALLY REALLY bestest part) while sitting outside student counter (because the lady at the ocunter said it coming out at 1 and i stoopidly said so do you noe wat time its coming out? because my head was throbbing) this girl came up to me and she said im really sorry to startle you but where did you buy your bag i really do like it a lot and i want to get one for my sister. and i said what? you REALLY like my bag??!! and she said yeah! i do! where do you get funky bags like that! and (because i was still chewing my watermelon) i said JB oops. and she said KL? and i said im sure you can get them there too!! hahahahahahaha

I HAVE THE BEST BAG ON EARTH although i have gotten an array of comments
boonlerk: your bag suits you. its f*cking ugly.

but I DONT CARE I HAVE THE BEST BAG ON EARTH! has anybody ever come up to you just to compliment your bag and say *your bag is really nice i wanna get one for my sister too!* wahahahahahaha!! this is the best day on earth!

alas. hopefully this does not CRASH with CRIM.

shoo at 12:09 PM

Sunday, April 10, 2005

kerong

this post is dedicated to kerong. i officially recognise him as an honorary freaky.

kerong: shoo, only two sets of reading for legal theory rite?
shoo: yes. dont forget the textbook!
kerong: what textbook????!!!!
shoo (super amazed): criminal law textbook!
kerong: which parts?
shoo: hahahahaha pls look at the second set of readings its on cover page
kerong: wait.. if all our readings start on 7 March.. what were we doing in Jan and Feb?
shoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ho hock lai maybe????!!!!

kerong. yu win. hands down tummy down.

shoo at 2:14 PM

Saturday, April 09, 2005

The Freaky Prehject

Alas, the time has come for us to create our mascot. Please submit the best creations your artistic mind can conjure. For those of you who weren't with us in the classroom during the latter half of the session, be pleased to know that we have, so far, 4 beautiful collections of a possible freaky mascot. Let the freakies be HEARD,RECOGNIZED, RESPECTED. I have this to add: PREHJECT!

vicx at 10:05 PM

our daily conversation

this conversation happens EVERY SINGLE DAY

zw (in jothi mode): zhiwei, what do yu tink?
shawn (copying zhiwei's jothi mode just even higher): zhiwei, what do you think?
sylvia (in diane mode): you gotta stop doing that.

ALAS.

shoo at 12:38 PM

I'm Sorry God

I just committed major sacrilege. I insulted Jesus, yes i did. But i insist that the picture was very very misleading. It showed three men holding each other with a woman standing beside him. Honestly, it was a mistake made in good 'faith'. I'm sorry God, I really am. Don't strike me down with lightning lease. Thank You. Amen

vicx at 11:30 AM

Friday, April 08, 2005

yeapy

yeap. alas. i agree. i love my singing! was a great night. especially with cheng han hanging around haha. oh i cant wait for the papers to be over and to go malaysia and to eat andshop and law camp. so exciting.

yeshye at 7:37 AM

Thursday, April 07, 2005

lest I forget

PLS PAY VICTOR $250!!
this will include accomodation travel, taxi and food.
so victor'll be our treasurer? can? so he'll just pay for everything. easier that way.
perhaps just in case we'll split the cash between um shawn and victor? or zhiwei and victor? sorry i kant trust myself I TRUST YOU JALIY I REALLY DO but wat if yu get robbed and sylvia.. uhh.. enuff said. HAHAHA.

PLS PAY HIM ASAP OKAY! and im going to start booking the hotels and all tt i can online.

recap

1. bus to senai
2. air asia to penang.
3. stay at sri sayang.
4. train ride (on 43 RM beds) to KL arriving 7am
5. stay at federal hotel. my brother says its really quite old. hope yu guys dont mind okay. but well not as if we're spending a lot of time indoors and the location is TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. and its really quite cheap. adjoining, if not adjacent, rooms.
6. bus ride back. im trying to find the cheapest double-decker bus back.

im petrified tt some pple will be unhappy abt sth or the other (it ALWAYS happens when a group of frens travel together) so pls if yu want to change anything (i am ALWAYS for upgrading to a more expensive luxurious alternative for travel or accomodation HAHA) pls do let me noe okay? yes. the end.

PLS PAY VICTOR 250 ASAP!!

shoo at 11:52 PM

lest we forget

round table odreing zhi cha, no buffet in guildhouse
ktm cab and
roti john, no satay, tom yam, something, something, fried chicken, and ugly shell things
zhiwei singing. alas.
lined up phones and spastic competitions (we never did find out whose fone rang first)
chocolate cake to holland v
fosters to nydc to coffee bean to hagen daaz to ANDREW LEE! SUSIE! to CHENG HAN! THE DEAN! to nydc to gelare
zhiwei singing. alas.
bad cake, *excuse me, how long has this been here, snakes, rude customers, specs pink and blue
my respect for you has now dropped, i admire pple who can go out have fun and still cope well - ah, they're liars. BYE CHENG HAN!
200 back, 2 ah peks, of being noe as a half, putting on weight and looking worse
zhiwei singing. alas.

after two weeks of silence, its good to be back :) despite sentiments otherwise hahahahaha

shoo at 11:37 PM

victor is a cock

ViCx -experiencing the presence of absence says:
kekek
icelemontee (cheers darlin') says:
wth is kekek
ViCx -experiencing the presence of absence says:
it's a snigger
ViCx -experiencing the presence of absence says:
duh

sylvia at 3:17 PM

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

i am a slack piece of shit

hi guys. it is 2.45am wednesday morning. i spent supper at balestier. i am damn fat and slack. i have spent the last 30 mins reading blogs. and baey. what is your blog addy? ? guys, i wanna say i miss the times when we all congregated and talked a whole lot of cock. hopefully that will happen this friday and sat when we discuss our legal theory? also, we can discuss our malaysia plans.
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE ARE DOING OUR LEGAL THEORY THIS FRI AND SAT.
OH OH 28 DAYS TO GO.....

yeshye at 2:45 AM

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

i am a tranny

hi everybody we should sleep on the train in the beds not on the chairs because THEY SUCK!! *but not as much as me. byebye!

vicx at 12:20 PM